Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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