I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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