if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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