stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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