Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize