I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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