I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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