Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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