You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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