Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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