Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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