he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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