CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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