party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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