So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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