Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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