i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
