ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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