Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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