5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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