if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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