A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
