We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the day after is always just damage control
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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