3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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