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Do u kno any dealers?

(1-424): View more from California

I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

sleazy september. first one with mono loses.

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(207): View more from Maine

Damn you and your Monday night power hours.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.

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(213): View more from California

If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out

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(310): View more from California

I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo

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Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december

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Worth it.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.

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Ew.

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It takes talent let's just say that

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