roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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