I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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