Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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