he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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