Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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