just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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