I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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