well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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