Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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