How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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