He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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