it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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