Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
another moral hangover. fuck.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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