I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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