Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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