I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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