yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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