talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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