She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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