i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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