she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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