I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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