Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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