I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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