just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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