I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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