i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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