If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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