one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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