and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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